Friday, July 13, 2007

Who Are These People?

I'm sure everyone has noticed about 20 billion people all over the 'net who have their own blog. Congratulate me, I'm the last one, besides my grandmother who is too old to know how to use a computer. I'd been holding out for a long time wondering what kind of blog I'd create. You see, back in high school I was wonderfully blessed with at least a handful of friends, but it these latter years I've found that very few people I knew then are worth hanging out with now. So, I always thought that creating a blog that no one will ever read would be stupid. I also do not believe in "whoring" myself all over the internet to attempt to become the worlds most successful e-friend ever known to man. I'm just me. Simple, country, non-scholarly me, who is generally shunned by most, loved by the very few who gave me enough of a chance to get to know the real me, and hated by everyone who ever went to school for many years of their life and still don't know a damn thing about this crappy world. After all, who the hell are these people anyway?

Do you realize that the "hot guy" that you made friends with on MySpace is either a nerd who really wants to be popular, your 12 year old brother (who, by the way, thinks that letter you wrote about him on your page was the most hysterical thing ever, and he took it to show-and-tell this morning), or some really old dude who sits around his computer all day and scratches himself in "places" every time he sees your pic on his top 8.

You see, what y'all haven't learned yet is a thing I learned when I was eleven. Everyone, (or most people, to be perfectly PC) if given enough lee-way will undoubtedly screw someone over (even people they know and love) just to get something that wasn't worth all the trouble. See, you can look back and see a time (or, for some of us, well over one time) when someone treated you like crap, just to get something they really wanted. Trust me on this one, I've done it to people at least 4 times I can remember and at least 500 times it's been done to me. So next time you see someone's blog somewhere, just ask yourself, who is that person? (Really?)
Oh and just to let you know, I am me, but don't trust that either. I might not feel like myself tomorrow.

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